Applause
pretty much a summary of all the privileged tears i get in my inbox
Brother, did you think the M in FTM stood for misogyny?
I’m such a sarcastic, sassy bitch when I’m not in a good mood
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
reminder to self
Heavy Feet | Local Natives
(Source: theperfectstyles)
WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER
IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE
ZOMBIES
CHASING YOU
reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
you weren’t dreaming
oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!
I love this ad.
Final exams? More like final death wishes.
1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water
2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air
3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness
4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp
5. push two identical clouds of smoke
6. create a vacuum in the empty tank
7. set fire to the smoke from the candles
8. overturn the glass with smoke
9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]
